Hoodie — My Boyfriend Is My Gossip Storage Unit
$60.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, roomy warmth with a wink. This cozy hoodie wears like a quiet companion while the bold, playful text — “MY BOYFRIEND IS MY GOSSIP STORAGE UNIT.” — says the rest. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend gives a soft inner feel and structure that holds prints crisply. A double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle style. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands tucked and coffee safe during errands, late-night chats, or weekend lounging. Lightweight enough to layer, substantial enough to become your go-to when you want comfort with personality.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and print durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and tear-away label
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- DTF/DTG printing with optional chest or wrist embroidery
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
United Kingdom: 2-7 business days after shipment
Rest of Europe: 3-10 business days after shipment
Australia: 5-7 business days after shipment
All Other Countries: 10-20 business days after shipment
Order Changes/Cancellations:
We understand plans change! Just let us know within 24 hours of placing your order if you need to make any changes or cancel.
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
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