| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sweatshirt
Soft, comfy, and built to last. Made from a medium-heavy cotton and polyester blend that keeps you warm without feeling bulky. Tear-away label so there’s no itch. Ethically made with US-grown cotton and safe, eco-friendly dyes.
T-Shirt
Classic fit, soft 100% cotton, and light enough for everyday wear. Feels good, looks good, and holds up wash after wash. Tear-away label for extra comfort. Made with ethically grown US cotton and certified for quality and safety.
Hoodie
Cozy, warm, and perfect for lazy days or late-night chaos. Made from a cotton and polyester blend that’s soft inside and out. Features a roomy pouch pocket and tear-away label for smooth comfort. Ethically made with US-grown cotton and eco-friendly dyes.
All our shirts are made and shipped from the USA, never from China.
United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
United Kingdom: 2-7 business days after shipment
Rest of Europe: 3-10 business days after shipment
Australia: 5-7 business days after shipment
All Other Countries: 10-20 business days after shipment
Order Changes/Cancellations:
We understand plans change! Just let us know within 24 hours of placing your order if you need to make any changes or cancel.
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
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