| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, warm, and quietly expressive — this crewneck sweatshirt carries a small, heartfelt message across the chest: a gentle confession that family can be both your fiercest protector and your loving tormentor. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without weighing you down, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Subtle embroidery options let the sentiment sit tastefully on the left chest, center, or as a larger focal point. It layers easily over tees on brisk mornings and slips on for cozy nights at home, offering a familiar, lived-in comfort that ends up in heavy rotation.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for lasting shape and strength
- Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety standards for flammability and restricted substances
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
United Kingdom: 2-7 business days after shipment
Rest of Europe: 3-10 business days after shipment
Australia: 5-7 business days after shipment
All Other Countries: 10-20 business days after shipment
Order Changes/Cancellations:
We understand plans change! Just let us know within 24 hours of placing your order if you need to make any changes or cancel.
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
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