

| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and breathability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting comfort
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeve and inner neck details, DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified materials, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
United Kingdom: 2-7 business days after shipment
Rest of Europe: 3-10 business days after shipment
Australia: 5-7 business days after shipment
All Other Countries: 10-20 business days after shipment
Order Changes/Cancellations:
We understand plans change! Just let us know within 24 hours of placing your order if you need to make any changes or cancel.
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
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