

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Embroidery option on left/center/chest or wrists for a tactile, long-lasting accent
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
United Kingdom: 2-7 business days after shipment
Rest of Europe: 3-10 business days after shipment
Australia: 5-7 business days after shipment
All Other Countries: 10-20 business days after shipment
Order Changes/Cancellations:
We understand plans change! Just let us know within 24 hours of placing your order if you need to make any changes or cancel.
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
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